Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

By: Ali Hassan

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Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

By: Fiza ali

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The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

By: urooj

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

By: Guru

no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

By: Imran

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

By: Irfan

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

By: Guru

How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.

By: U-Jaan

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

By: urooj

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

By: MunTaZir

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?

By: Guru

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

By: lallo panjoo

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

By: Umar

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What is the velocity of the darkness ?

By: sadaf

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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

By: U-Jaan

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