 You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!  (copy)By: Guru
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number... (copy)By: Mishal
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you! (copy)By: Nedi nedi565@yahoo.com
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ... (copy)By: sehrish
I wish you lots of itching and short arms. (copy)By: Fiza ali fizaali172@hotmail.com
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard! (copy)By: Raja Gulraiz rajagulraiz@hotmail.com
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!! (copy)By: U-Jaan uzmajaaan@yahoo.com
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!! (copy)By: Bilal onenonly4u@hotmail.com
Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.. (copy)By: sehrish
Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ? (copy)By: Ali Hassan stunninglook1@hotmail.com
I am born this way, but what is your excuse? (copy)By: Mishal
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke ! (copy)By: kash-if kashif_imt6@hotmail.com
Some people die. Others become a teacher... (copy)By: Mishal
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier. (copy)By: Raja Gulraiz rajagulraiz@hotmail.com
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork. (copy)By: Bilal onenonly4u@hotmail.com
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