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Easter SMS Messages  Let every man and woman count himself immortal. Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection. Let him say not merely, "Christ is risen," but "I shall rise." - Phillips Brooks (copy)By: sadaf mehak_sadaf@hotmail.com
 The cross of Christ shows us that God's love is of deepest descent...universal distribution and of eternal duration. - Dr. Fred Barlow (copy)By: Imran
 Jesus cannot forget us; we have been graven on the palms of his hands. - Lois Picillo (copy)By: MunTaZir
 Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips. (copy)By: sadaf mehak_sadaf@hotmail.com
 Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics. (copy)By: Raja Gulraiz rajagulraiz@hotmail.com
 Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you. (copy)By: Asad ali
 Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops. (copy)By: MunTaZir
 Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march (copy)By: Raja Gulraiz rajagulraiz@hotmail.com
 Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off. (copy)By: Ali Hassan stunninglook1@hotmail.com
 Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers (copy)By: MunTaZir
 Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick! (copy)By: sehrish
 Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise (copy)By: Raja Gulraiz rajagulraiz@hotmail.com
 Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache) (copy)By: Bilal onenonly4u@hotmail.com
 Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter! (copy)By: Nedi nedi565@yahoo.com
 Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies. (copy) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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