 A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"  (copy)By: Ali Hassan stunninglook1@hotmail.com
Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!! (copy)By: urooj
Santa: "Oh, look at the dead bird".
Banta: (Looked skyward and said) "Where, where?" (copy)By: Bilal onenonly4u@hotmail.com
I can't hide this from u anymore i really don't wanna hurt u but i feel it's beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there's no santa! (copy)By: Imran
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka. (copy)By: MunTaZir
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai (copy)By: HaseebJJ haseebjj@hotmail.com
Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary:
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai. (copy)By: Imran
Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha (copy)By: Imran
Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta's son: How?
Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat. (copy)By: Imran
Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga. (copy)By: Kool apnausman@hotmail.com
Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest. (copy)By: urooj
What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old. (copy)By: Bilal onenonly4u@hotmail.com
If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum (copy)By: U-Jaan uzmajaaan@yahoo.com
Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Santa: MORI (copy) | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
