 itne choti nhi dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
ho gai mobile main roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya  (copy)By: unknown
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. (copy)By: unknown
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha (copy)By: unknown
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof (copy)By: soulpoison1
"Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... (copy)By: soulpoison1
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! (copy)By: soulpoison1
Aaj Hum Tum Se Dil Ki Baat Karte Hen
Mind Na Karna
Men
Tum
Sy
Bohat
Piy
Piya
Piyaa
Piyaara Hon
Jis Sy Marzi Puchlo. (copy)By: SHOAIB
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Count Total N73 is here (copy)By: SHOAIB
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
(copy)By: SHOAIB
I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN (copy)By: SHOAIB
girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
(copy)By: SHOAIB
Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons
(copy)By: Jay
Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions. (copy)By: Osman
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? (copy) | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
